Crap shit

Obsess with chess.

2010-11-05T14:13:00.000-07:00

I'm Bobby, I'm 19 and I'm a sentimental guy..

I once LIKE a girl, well there is care.
I once LOVE a girl, but where is the love?

My love is in stalemate.

I'm sorry I lost the game of chess.

Helmet and leather jacket

2010-08-20T14:15:00.000-07:00

Robert: Berapa boss? Milo panas

Cashier: Satu empat, neh

Robert: Malam-malam business banyak bagus ar boss, bulan puasa

Cashier: Yeah, biasa la semua mau sahur ma...

Robert: Betul2, bulan puasa ma..

Cashier: You, x da puasa ka?

Robert: Saya Cina ma boss.

Cashier: Ohhh, lu Cina ka?

The conversation above is between Robert and the cashier when he pays for his hot Milo. It was around 5 a.m, Rob couldn't sleep, he rode his bike round his beautiful home town, just to get his mind clear from masses of betrayed thoughts.

Bromance.

2010-07-30T11:38:00.000-07:00

As usual the heart to heart talk between the friends, some confess their feelings towards a girl, some complaining how boring is the place. When we had nothing to talk about, we started messing with each other and somehow a friend of mine came out with some wild life topic. It was a long night and it only took a few bottles of beers.

Family brunch

2010-07-29T00:30:00.000-07:00

Everyone is busy as usual in the restaurant. Like always I drop my parents in front and look for a parking spot. While I scratch the parking ticket(MBI), I was like "wow!" today was kinda late, It's 10 minutes to 12. And I now I know the reason, my parents were rushing me this morning. Cause I woke up late today.

Superhero me

2010-07-20T02:11:00.000-07:00

Every night when the city sleeps and that's when my day begin as a superhero. Some call me Cicakman, some call me lizardman, some call me the monitorlizard man,some call me AhMan, Some even call me Teoh Kee Man, you know?? My full name? but i'm Mosquitoman.

Raised by 4 generation of mosquito after being abandon by my parents, I actually gained the ability of shitting on still water, bite people, annoy people and made Ridsect my kryptonite.
Every year the increase of dengue cases according to the crime rate, you know who's behind all this....it's me the Mosquitoman.

But the reason I wrote this blog is to find my next apprentice, the next qualified superhero, the person who able to take the responsibilities.

I'm getting old (turning 19 this year) I cant continue my job as a superhero, and I hope anyone who are reading this, come contact me and have a walk in interview, and see if you're qualify to be the next Superhero for our Sin City...

Location: Blocked drain in Ipoh Jaya

*dress formal
*Propose new costume design
* Design logo keeping the MM sign(Mosquitoman)
*Have basic knowledge on insects
*Have a car license

Remember with great power comes great responsibilities.

I ate nasi lemak for breakfast.

2010-05-07T04:58:00.000-07:00

One day, early in the morning I got up from bed, the sky outside was still dark, I was craving for a pack of nasi lemak, so I got up wash my face and straight grabbed my car keys. I recall back there's a famous uncle sells Nasi Lemak infront of a chinese primary school. So I drove through the housing area, the time shows 5.30 a.m and I was wearing a blue hoody,driving a silver Perodua Kelisa with my windows wind down. I reached the place, there's still no sign of anyone yet, my heart pumps faster as my stomach growls louder. The place is getting brighter and the sun is almost up. The situation in my car is just silent till I can listen to myself.

I farted *pffff*, the smell of the toxic enters my nose as I inhale, I put my head outside the window. Suddenly I can see a bright light coming towards my way, IT's the Nasi Lemak uncle. The uncle looks so sleepy when I saw him. I was his first customer and that day I ate nasi lemak for breakfast.

why does people always FML

2010-04-28T12:13:00.000-07:00

So, I noticed FML is kinda trendy nowadays, and a lot of those COOOL kids like to fuck this and fuck that, and now they even like to fuck their life. So to be in the norm, I definitely won't miss out and fuck around too, so from today I will come out with 3 FML, that relates to me life.

Today I thought I woke up around 12 in the afternoon but I woke up around 10, FML.

I walked to the 7-eleven and got hit by a truck and died, FML.
.
I watched cartoons when I was eating dinner just now, FML.

signing out
COOOL Bob

I have a hard time

2010-04-24T12:37:00.000-07:00

I have a hard time,
When I was running home from college, try to get to the toilet and shit, I have a hard time.
When I tell my friends that I'm handsome, I have a hard time.
When I can't reach home on time to shit, I have a hard time.
When I can't figure out where to eat my brunch I have a hard time.
I have a hard time when I can't think of anything to write.

Today was a headache

2010-04-20T10:35:00.000-07:00

Taste the good food that I ate,

Feels good, every bite I take,

Choices are there for you to make,

Or just don't care,and be a pot head.

The step I made, was kinda quick,
It's already done when I pull out my leg,
Time passes, and it's too late,
It's just a life mistake

How come everything is so complicate,
why can't it be easy like eating a space cake,

Everything just makes me sick,
and I don't know how much can I take.

as fast it's pass, as easy it take, my feelings are still not ok,

my lonely feelings are left alone to stay,

every thing comes like an earthquake,

and today was seriously a headache.

BobbyT

Something that I spend my time on

2010-03-12T23:09:00.001-08:00

Identity Checked

2010-02-27T09:34:00.000-08:00

I have not been updating my blog lately, it's not because of I'm busy, it's not because I don't have ideas to write, it's just because I'm lazy. Right now I think I'm the only one with the holidays mood on. My friend keep sending me girl's profile via MSN messenger, and keep showing me hot girls, every time I take a look at those girls, It just got me into a dilemma situation, should I stay single or should I go mingle? I guess I'm still in the progress of looking my own identity. You get what I'm saying, there's a few type of guys out there now, some they are looking for true lasting relation, some there just want to play around, minority of them wants to get back with their ex's, maybe some of them are just not sure they are in love, some are still afraid falling in love, or maybe some just wants to cheat. I'm still in a situation where I don't know what should I do right now, or maybe I just wait,or as my friend said "sooner or later right, it's just the choices matter".

oh, btw I cut my hair.

Valentine And CNY

2010-02-13T05:36:00.000-08:00

Well, every year there is no Valentine for me, because basically Valentine is about spending your cash peep, it's about spending money buying presents and dining out with girls..yeah all those shit.

Every year usually I'll go do some lepaking with my friends at the mamak, yes we are the lowest life form around.

But so happen this year Chinese New Year fall on the same date with Valentine, which means the theres some slight hope for me.

Maybe the great God of Prosperity and the Cupid decided to make some change, haha

so who wants to be my Valentine? I'm in Ipoh btw.

Owhh Bobby.

2010-02-12T11:00:00.000-08:00

Bobby, Bobby...how you expect people to read your blog while you yourself is so lazy to update, Even when you update also, your post is so lame. Come on gerak otak abit,
hmmm, give me more time aite, bye

*ran away*

Time to get rich

2010-02-12T10:54:00.001-08:00

So Chinese New Year is around the corner,

I don't really celebrate CNY cause i got not much relative and most of my friends are Malays and Indians. But I do believe the great God of prosperity exist, which means I'll be fortunate.

So I think maybe after i get all my ang-pow money, I'll go buy ToTo with all my money.
So when i get rich, I'll belanje makan or something.

dei

2010-01-29T08:52:00.000-08:00

banyak busy lately, dont know how,
otak sudah kering la..
No Idea for my blog la.

how..

maybe soon when I'm free
byee.
I wanna go hunt now

bad boy perhaps?

2010-01-18T04:21:00.000-08:00

So, one of my readers posted a comment. To get girls, to get a female species,to get the world most special living thing which is chicks.You need to add some bad boy to your style, and when I say bad boy, I mean real bad, the standard of the bad is like, ridding a motorbike without closing the visor of your helmet. THAT kind of bad.
Okay first of all is the style, I have been doing experiment and research on bad boy looks, and proud to say I'm already a bad boy myself.

take a look people

Bad boy

Shave even you have nothing
BAD boy enough?

So these are the bad boy back in the act.

oops it's 9 p.m my bed time is here

bye

Lonesome tonight

2010-01-16T09:06:00.001-08:00

Readers who are in my facebook will sometimes noticed my status which is "lonesome night"
"Lonely night" or whatever the fuck, but seriously this kind of situation will somehow forced you to become EMO! well let me define EMO. EMO is emotionally unstable and only will happened on a faggot body for example Faez and Vinod. Usually the Macho and handsome guy like me won't get EMO, but...wait..reseach says that EMO can be cause by the environment.
Most of the night I try to fight the EMO-ness, by calling some ladies who haven't sleep.
Unfortunately...

it's like that, Vinod helped me to dial those girls' number, most of them can't get through.
None of them pick-up
message never reply.
call x angkat.
*sigh*

How a macho and handsome man like me fight the EMO-ness without the help of the awake ladies at night.
EMO are for gay.

LOSERS

2010-01-12T08:29:00.000-08:00

Hey people, whoever is reading this, anyone who is blogwalking any girls,any boys, any anonymous people. I know although some of my readers doesn't leave any comment on my blog, but after this post please leave a comment at the chatbox which is at the right side of the page.

This post is totally true and the reality. Me, Faeez and Vinod are staying under the same roof, and we practice One Malaysian custom. We been single for more then a year. We got no girls, try to be a player but failed, cause every time we're in college, we just get to see girls but not to know them. We are losers, we don't know how to approach girls. Every time we just see a beautiful, pretty, gorgeous, hot, cute girl walk away from us.We don't get a chance to even know them.
One day both of them were complaining about how bitchy, suckie, and fuckish their life are.
That was what inspired me to write this post.

We are pathetic losers,who never ever get to a girl, never have any girls to text with, just got the chance to "Cuci mata" a bit when college ends.
Although our college have a lot of pretty hot girls, but we only get to look but not to know.

Yes, we do like a lot of girls.
but somehow we don't get to know them, every time we saw a girl, out of 10 almost 7 of them are hooked up with guy who are very ugly.
Let me go in details how loser we are.

We don't drive a car here.
We don't really have fashion sense.

Recently just paid for our rent which is 4 months straight and we are broke.

No sense of humor.

don't have much friends.
Don't have much girl's contact.

Been single for one year and this causes us to gay with each other.

Like things which the female hate the most.

Very normal looking.

For girls who are reading this please give us a chance to at least know you.

Please leave us your number, message your number to us through facebook.

Bobby Teoh

Mohd Faeez

Vinod Jay

Please bring us out of this loser world and at least let us be a winner for once.
I'm seriously tired of being a loser. Let us to get to know you. Maybe we're not as bad as you think.

The best boyfriend you can get in town.

just a few pictures

2009-12-28T00:00:00.001-08:00

Chased and robbed

2009-12-22T06:29:00.001-08:00

I'm running, hoping I won't get caught but it's dark I don't know where I'm heading. My friends split up and somehow I'm left alone. I don't want to be alone, I need my friends. where are you guys? I'm asking myself. I got nothing with me, I'm in million dimension, lost like Alice in the wonderland. Help! i screamed. Everyone are scared, everyone wants to keep my quiet. I tried I tried so hard. I'm fighting. But when it's over You guys are there saying it's just a dream, it ended.I'm just an paranoid android

Man with vision

2009-12-17T13:28:00.000-08:00

Men with vision are hard to fall in love.

they put career first then girls.

feeling B

2009-11-23T08:08:00.000-08:00

let me tell you this,

My room door is locked

the night is cool

the ceiling fan stopped to spin

and the sound of the slow moving vehicle during the midnight can clearly be heard from my room

My facebook and messenger are dead

None of my friends picked up my call

Scrolling down my contact list

and i just realized i don't have much friend

my facebook and messenger are both silence,

all my friends in my messenger are red.

right now, I'm fighting with a mosquito....alone.

i need to go somewhere during my holidays...

Lala zhai say hi.

2009-11-20T02:56:00.000-08:00

ha ha,

sit back and listen this,

so you think you're the gangsta

do fuck with me you're funny.

fool

Bobby

when i first met you,you think you're so cool,

but to me you're just a regular fool

you fucking ass licking, kissing my shoe

liltle short "lala" freak think you're so good in pool?

let me tell you fool, you suck, you don't even know the game rules.

(ha ha)

talking crap to me about your ice and rides,

like you don't even know the price,

owh fuck you, bi

you don't even know my level, you don't even know my friend's level.

saying you own a swift?

how is it possible?

you can't even drive, "lala" freak.

okay chill fik..

i know he act like a monkey when you brought your mini

listen to this pussy

wake up fool that's only a mini.not a bentley

so shut the fuck up, fuck off to A.C

you stink my college name "Inti".

yeah

Claiming your a G, you only talk in chinese,

how can i trust you, cause it sounded like a fairy tale story,

I'm from Ipoh,

a place where there's lot of G's

that's where I chill with my homies,

you laid your hand on him?

you better be worry, and prepare to R.I.P

cause let's see what me and my homies bringing.

we ain't fucking

Bragging to me about your homiez, i see what they can do,

I take them down, like how i did in my skool

ha ha

I fight you alone,

and you'll be crying with your homiez on the phone

at your home

Showing off your clothing?
claiming you're a multistyle,

fuck you in the ass doggy-style,

ha ha bow wow

you don't even know what's Armani,

You say you own that shit, owh fuck me

but all i can see is petaling street

and you wear those bullshit so proudly.

PLEASE

You go to club wanna be like the V.I.P,

Borrowing your friend's money,

owh fuck peace,

fool, you're creating silent enemy, like there's no world peace

we just don't wanna talk,

cause your bloody mouth just can't stop

well they said empty tin make more noise.

I'll just let you show off your stupid toys

haha

(lala freak lala freak)

his ass just got owned,

showing riches and being G?

G for you is just being a gay

and as in rich, you don't my level yet mutha fucker.

you young ass mutha fuck

Hadi

Lala zhai say hi to Bercham

Lala zhai say hi to Seri Ampang

Lala zhai say hi to Buntong

Lala zhai say bye now fuck off

My perception on you change

when I feel strange

How I rearrange

and connect the dots

Bring your friends

and see them run when the hear the Buntong gunshots

Call yourself a clubhead

can I call you dick instead?

Always reminding us that you're some hustler

Need my money to ride VIP, doncha?

Saying that Dunhill is the God of cigarettes

Is that why you can't afford to buy a pack?

Bring me down

And you hit the ground

With my flow I go and instil you with fear

Well, you better be scared, bitch Ipoh Mali is here

YEAHHHH

fuck you

You know you're right.

2009-11-13T10:48:00.000-08:00

I will never bother you,

I will never promise to,

I will never follow you,

I will never bother you,

Never speak a word again,

I will crawl away for good!

I will move away from here,

You won't be afraid of fear,

No thoughts was put into this,

I knew we would come to this,

Things never been so swell,

I have never failed to feel pain...

Kurt cobain

Time to update my blog

King Bobby's Birthday

2009-10-18T10:34:00.000-07:00

Okay today is known as the HBB (Happy Birthday Bobby) day in the land of "I love gay people especially pedophile gay". The history of HBB day is, 1000 years ago king Bobby is known as the cheater in his land of "I love gay people especially pedophile gay", the reason his land is famous is because no.1 is the name and no. 2 is the king's behavior, King Bobby will cheat all his people and tell them his birthday is today and force the people to give him present. King Bobby received present everyday and one day he finally forgot his real birthday date. Sooner the people started to feel stupid for the king's big lie and never ever obey King Bobby. Time flies, King Bobby got really frustrated and commit suicide by listening to loud techno music, he died because of the repeating meaningless lyrics in the song. The news of King Bobby's dead soon got to his dad, King Dad got really upset and told the people of "I love gay people especially pedophile gay" to remember his real birthday. From that day, people keep celebrating HBB day till now. We never know the King's birthday.

We are all just paranoid

2009-09-24T09:46:00.000-07:00

When I see people, who really need help, I can't do anything. I was driving back home late night the other day, It was a raining cats and dogs, I saw this women age around 50 with 2 of her kids walking at the side of the road. Yeah she was holding an umbrella, but come on, umbrella can't help much, I felt like just stop by and ask her, weather she needs a ride home. But I can't, I already know she cant trust a stranger like me to fetch her home. The world is just too fucked up, everyone are paranoid. Everyone will do the same, will you accept a stranger's offer to give you a ride back home? I don't think so. The world is fucked up, the people are paranoid blame it on who? We all should know.

Update.

2009-09-23T09:30:00.001-07:00

Okay, readers must be wondering, where the hell am I. Some must be terrified with my previous emotional post and think I commit suicide. Actually I've been busy working as a janitor in a newly opened bar pub. The bar pub named DOBI and it is a gay pub, I got a well paid job and I'm kinda proud with my job, you people should be envy. I am the Janitor, a typical toilet cleaner and sometimes I maintain the building's condition. It's a well pay job I earn 2 bucks per hour. I moved in the DOBI and lived in a luxury room with all the stock. Yup, it's the store, I stay in the store room. Lately I lost a mob and my pay got deducted. One day when I was cleaning the toilet I saw two guy entered two toilet room side by side together. At first there were nothing fishy about them, but when they came out together at the same time and one with white stain on his lips and face got me curious. I went in the toilet I saw they was a hole on the thin wooden wall. Was trying to figure out what's the hole for, but without realizing, someone slam the toilet door and got me locked from the outside. I can see a guys foot step slowly walk to the next toilet. I noticed that he put his 4 inch elephant trunk through the hole. I got shocked, two things were running through my head, first why there was a lock from the outside of the toilet door at the first place and why a guy wants to put his elephant trunk through the hole cant he just pee in his own toilet. Anyway I was stuck in the toilet for One hour and my manager got me out. He told me something about the trunk, what should I do when it happens again. If you guys don't mind, I don't wanna talk about it. It's a gay pub anyway

Update.

2009-09-23T09:30:00.000-07:00

Bobby

2009-09-07T12:40:00.000-07:00

I just wished that the earth will just stood still and today will never come and you don't have to leave.

No destination.

2009-09-06T04:34:00.001-07:00

* Gangsta rap music playing*
It's been a while since I havent touch this shit, let's do it homeboy, hit it!
late at night around 9 p.m, we Winners wanna go eat Supper! yeah uh
Sometimes we go out we got nowhere to go, cause we're staying in Ipoh. You understand what I'm sayinggg?

My homies ask me what time you wanna roll.
go go go (Indian slang)
yeah, we go watch movie instead of throwin a party,
we don't go to the clubs cause we got no money.
what's my name? My name is Bobby?

go go go (Indian slang)
You wanna mess with me, I think you can,
cause I got nobody,
The only big boy with me I think it's Hadi.
Praveent asked me where to go,
I said I dont know,
Sometimes he will ask me to go to Jusco.Uh!
Jusco Ipoh.uh!

Go go go(Indian slang)
All the people I know they go to the clubs,
But to me it's just for fuck,
Come to me and give me a hug,
but you better don't cause i may break your heart.
uh!
go go go(Indian slang)

What time issit? it's clubbing time,
but what Im doing? I'm enjoying my time drinking some lime,
yeah!
There's no alcahol for me tonight.
Cause I'll be reading story book under my lime light.yeah!

go go go( Indian slang)
No where to go (indian slang)
cause we're in Ipoh x3

Echo: How la how la how la (indian slang)

facebook quiz

2009-08-28T11:26:00.000-07:00

I signed in to my facebook account today and I did 2 quiz, I am curious about all those quiz.
My friends often say
"Yo, this quiz is cool!"
"Hey this quiz is so accurate"
"Yup,this quiz definitely knows me"
Bla bla bla ..
They think the quiz are the gods.

Well So I took 2 of the quiz which I randomly found (just to try).
The first one was " I bet i can find out your favorite color in 7 questions. " It's pure bullshit, my favorite color was green and the answer turn out to be BLACK. And the bloody quiz title is damn cocky, ARRR fuck him... I bet...I bet...I can....well I bet your Pervert color asss!. I mean it's fucking cocky, If he gets the answer right then it's okay, but the quiz got the answer wrong
Mr. I know everybody's favorite colour, well you got my colour wrong LOSER!.

Okay, enough saying the next quiz is "What type of Asian are you?" It's a fucking shit, I mean the question dose not even sound correct. What type of Asian are you? huh? what the fuck is that suppose to mean!? Well I don't exactly know what type of Asian am I, So i got no comment on the answer. But the fucking question I see it's like promoting the western I mean , a lot of those wannabe European or Americans got the answer like "yellow in the outside, and white in the inside" Now fuck that shit, is it a disgrace to be an Asian? or do you really want to be European that bad.
This is part of the answer's

you're given up most of your Asian customs and adopted American customs. You're in style, listen to modern music, surf the internet in English, you understand at least some English slang, and you constantly complain about how Asian your parents are. If it weren't for your yellow skin, dark hair, and slanted eyes... you'd be white.

This is crap! like my blog...crap
Let me tell you something, The media makes us think that way, the media makes us think that adopt American customs is the right way. Now fuck me! Let's think the other way, if the Asians are controlling the media I bet western country are begging to adopt our customs. Now fuck the media. Movies showing how cool is like to stay in America,they have all the things there, well it's all bullshit, Nowhere on earth is better then the country you're born in. It's all because of the media cause most the artist,singers, actors, actress are from America or England so this makes the europe is a cooler place. I have a friend who was in London for study and she hated that place a lot. Be proud to be a Communist Asian.
okay bye!.

P.S -
I don't mean to offend anybody peace, love you guys. Actually I think if I answer the second quiz honestly I would have got the White in the outside answer.haha

Driving the cool way

2009-08-25T11:50:00.001-07:00

When you're a college student, you want girls to stick to you. You want to be the coolest guy around. Tired of being a loser in high school?Wanna change your image in college? Yeah this is a solution for you.
Drive like a mad bull
Yup! drive like a mad bulll...
Drive like a mad bull is complete madness driving and risking your own life and the passenger's life.
Get all the attention you want, when you get into an accident. People will notice you.
You can always show how machohai your car is.
Drive like a mad bull is driving fast and without caring the others road users.
Drive assuming your car is a sports car or a fully modified car, although your car is just an ordinary Perodua. In Mad bull driving, press your accelerator as fast as you can, accelerate your car and break suddenly, when there's car in front. Drive like a mad bull not only makes people think you're a stupid idiot driver,but you also damage your car quickly. When you're driving like a mad bull, you're the coolest guy around in college.
Ladies love the mad bull driving.
So college students start your mad bull driving today and get hooked up really quick.
Now put in the mad bull driving back into your love.

Remember,
You don't need to own a sports car to drive one.
drive like a mad bull today.

grow up following the path of a cigarette

2009-08-22T09:25:00.000-07:00

Date: 29 august 2040
location: Lake house at the countryside.

I'm away and retired now living at the countryside with my one and only grandson, I'm away from the news, I don't wanna know anything about the world war 3 between the world nation and the Chinese, I don't know anything about the share market, weather my 10 million share has gone up or down. I do not want to know anything about the politics. Here I am smoking and sitting on my cane chair, while my grandchild is flying kite with his friends in front. I saw the CPU with a big monitor screen attach to a high speed lan network internet modem, I automatically surf the web and get in touch with the world, the war, the share markets, the politics, the moment the CPU is switch off, I'm back again to my countryside life without the contact with the world. I light up another cigarette, my grandchild came to me and ask me, " grandpa, why do you smoke?" and I replied " My dear grandson, one day I hope you will start smoking and grow up following the path of a cigarette"

Grandchild: Why?

Me: This is because it's life.

Grandchild: How?

Me: first dear, before you smoke, you need to light up the cigarette with the help of the matchstick and the matchbox, This means, when you're growing up my dear, do accept help from others in your life. Your friends are always there to help you, and your friend's friends help your friend to help you, your friend play the role of the matchstick and your friend's friend is the matchbox. Next, when you inhale your first puff, you always must have the courage,maybe you'll cough or choke a little at first, but after that is nothing, in your life you always need to have courage to do everything, maybe you might face difficulties at first, but you will get used to it after that. You might feel relax when you smoke, but smoking is bad for you, In your life, everything you do cause something, sometimes good sometimes bad, deal with it. Always smoke a cigarette till the end,you must always finish up something you started don't matter is easy or it's difficult.Lastly always put of the cigarette when you finished cause it might cause a fire, you must always be responsible for everything you do. Be successful, smoke up like a man.

Grandson:...

Me: You understand me dear?

Grandson: kinda...

me: now go play!

Starry night.

2009-08-20T21:17:00.000-07:00

There was once 2 best friends, named Bastard and Hamsap. Bastard and Hamsap both are best friends from the same village they grew up together. One day they both got a job in the city. They have no choice but to leave their home.They had a journey to the city knowing different people, learning new things, seeing the big world ahead them.
They live in a small apartment on a quiet street, that time was winter, the apartment don't have a heater, but yet they went through the winter happily and without complains.Hamsap and Bastard used to eat hot chicken burger during winter for their supper. Times were hard, they worked as coal digger. They had a dream, they want start up their own coal factory. As time passed Hamsap got promoted to be the Worker's supervisor. His paid was doubled. Bastard didn't really got jealous of him and yet he felt happy for him. Hamsap is a married man with 2 kids he needed the job more then Bastard do.
10 years has passed. Their hard work finally pays off. Both of them are now the owner of the BH Coal factory. They both bought house nearby to each other.
One starry night,Bastard sent Hamsap home from their office. Hamsap went check out his kids in the room and went to watch TV. His still very awake maybe because his hungry.
Soon he got a text from Bastard saying weather he wants chicken burger. Bastard don't mind bringing the burgers to Hamsap's house.
And so Bastard came to Hamsap's house with fresh chicken burgers, they spent great time together after so long that they didnt eat chicken burger together.They ate the burger under a starry night at the side of Hamsap's house.After they finished Bastard asked Hamsap to get him a Matchbox in his house to light his ciggarette,as he didnt bring his.So Hamsap went in to get him a matchbox. After, Hamsap came out, Bastard was not there, he left a light ciggarate on the wooden table. Tears came rolling down Hamsap's face.

Bastard's car was found in the river.He passed away in a car crash nearby the river after fetching Hamsap home.

something that get on my nerves

2009-08-11T03:05:00.000-07:00

I hate slow moving traffics, I hate jams,
damn it, I'm staying so far from college man, can you get your ass moving quick!?
Owh yeahh and the happy hour is around 6 to 7.30 evening.
bloody hell. Damn fucking jam! Sometimes when I wan't to rush back to shit, I cant.....
I can't....what a sad case right. You'll just stuck in the car, while your body bounce non-stop cause the shit wants to come out, and you suffocate cause you can't breathe the air you release..it's fucking smelly.
SO MY RECOMMENDATION IS
TO TRAVEL AROUND YOU NEED TO HAVE ONE OF THIS BABY

yeah the ambulance,just on the damn fucking siren and the dawgs will give way.
AND ALSO YOU NEED ONE OF THIS

YEAH, INSTALL ONE OF THIS TURBO TECHNOLOGY IN DAMN AMBULANCE, YOU NEED IT

sorry that i didnt finish my post.
AFTER YOU INSTALL THE DAMN TURBO TRY INSTALLING ONE OF THIS

YEAAHH BABY!!!..N.O.S
One more thing, modify the engine

AFTER YOU CHANGE THE ENGINE......
fuck yourself

2009-08-05T10:45:00.001-07:00

While my spirit burn with the candle in a dark room. Sounds creepy right, but sometimes certain things you might not want to repeat it again, once and for all.
What if I don't find a lifetime companion, and as i grow old i see all my friends going different ways with their girlfriends or wife.
I'm getting worried as I'm aging old in my life. People think that I'm a guy with split personality but I'm not sure, Just that another side of me is just a young boy with no worries, and another side of me is a 25 years old bachelor guy. Hmmmmm
I'm getting crazy.
Please don't come near me.

frustration

2009-08-03T10:15:00.000-07:00

Sometimes,life can just be frustrating.
life is just like lighting up a ciggarate, when you first lighted up a ciggarate and you thought it was lights, but it turn out to be menthol,you got no choice but to continue smoking or throw it away.You mixed up just because of the same colour..
owhh my..life is just full with frustration.

ps- I'm buying a new pack that's what I'm doing. owh my.

The night in the sea.

2009-08-01T10:51:00.001-07:00

Was sitting under a stary night. Emson was with me for 4 hours now.
His the only person who shares the same feelings as me. His kinda short and average look person. He don't mind even walking extra miles for me, his the only one who treated me as a friend, as a brother. That night was calm, but the sudden attack from other ships awaken everyone.
It was so sudden, the Chinese attacked us,firing missles and bullets. We all prepared for battle ship. Most of our men were shot. Nobody knows about this sudden attack. We were weak, we were calling for help. But it seems the communicator was broken. Emson took the ski jet, we got no choice but to run. Capten Hills tries to cover for us, as we run for our life. But that moment Emson kick me down the ski jet. And he screamed at me "tell my wife, i love her!!" i was stoned for a moment.
how could he do such a thing. His planning to hit the Chinese ship with the boat. The ski was moving fast, as he was dodging all the bullets towards him.
Explosions were everywhere, a quiet and calm night suddenly became a loud and noisy night.
I rode anotha jet ski and chased afta Emson.
Not very near to him, i saw him got shot and fall to the sea, i quickly go grab him up, as his unconciously fainted. The jet ski without a rider was still running fast and about to hit.
I know it will cause a giant explosion.

Time is running out.
I press the accelerator as hard as i can.
carrying Emson with me at the back.
I feel his heartbeat begin slowing.
His breathe are getting slower.
And his last word was.......

You sure is smelly, Bobby.....
and he left me.
.....I managed to escape.
but.....

the sad case of Bobby Teoh

2009-07-28T08:55:00.001-07:00

My name is Bobby Teoh, and i was born in a small town in the land of silver. My mother told me that when i was a baby, she thought that i would not survive, cause I'm a premature born baby. She didn't know that I would grow up in the sea. I'm a lonely person and I don't have much friends in my hometown. While I was 15, I used to work in the habour of lumut as a genitalier in the Navy ships.
At the age of 16 I started to follow captain Marlton Hill to sail in the see.

2 years after that, the true story begain to start, The world war.....

I am scared till I shit in my boxers man.
I don't have spare boxers in the boat, and I will never have a chance to go home to change my boxer. The sailors give me a lengendary name, they call me Smelly B. It's been 3 years now I'm away from my home which is in the land of silver.I have to leave my family,people who treated me as friends and also my beloved girlfriend Ching ching. I told my girlfriend that I will nevered forget her till the end , and always write to her when I reached a new destination, so I did. Almost every place I reached, I'll buy a postcard and write to her. But one day, I received the news, the news that I can't imagine and nevered expect. I had lost contact with her for 3 weeks, emptyness fill my heart, She didn't reply my postcard and I assumed that she was busy. My lonely mind always wonder what she's doing alone, how's she's doing, but the moment I got the news that she had left the world really makes me feel sad. I was standing outside that cold night, millions of bright star were above me that night. I know they are all shinning, at the same time I was listening to the song yellow with my Iphone, "Look at the star, look how they shine for youuuu.....". I was about to jump off to the cold sea and kill myself. But a scence like the scence in the movie Titanic repeated. A guy name Ass(Jack ass) came to me. He said, what are you doing? Do you know your action can really hurt me?. That time, in my mind I was thinking, "Is this guy gay or what?" but due to his gayness he almost got me to kill him, although he save my life by hugging me and stop me from jumping, i gave him a FLYING KICK 2009 on his bloody face.

I Kick him down to the sea, and he was drown happly ever after.

to be continue.....

And i try something different

2009-07-27T03:49:00.000-07:00

Okay, I'm at a fast food restaurant right now with Hadi.
Hadi and I were walking down the streets, talking about burgers.
So yeah, both of us got hungry and decide to walk to a fast food restaurant.
This is how i ended up here.

He told me " let's be a capitalist pig.."
and i said "Okay, why not?"

so and yeahh we walked..we arrived late due to some human jam on the road.
and so we reached Starbucks COFFEE.
I told the cashier i want "Ayam special tambah cheese"
and he said "ermmm, macha sini takda jual burger la.."
and i said " ape ni, sini bukan restaurant burger ke"
In my mind im craving for a burger ramly
and but then they said they don't sell it here.
So i asked "what do u have here? (saje nk speaking)"
and he said "We have coffee here"
out of the sudden
Hadi shouted "Saya mau Burger speacial skrang jugak!!"
But they insist they don't sell it here.
and after a 30 minute argue

Me: kenape tak da!

cashier: cause this is starbucks not McD

Hadi: but i heard from me friend, you guys sell burger ramly here

Me: McD only sell those McBurgers and fries la , they don't have ramly's

cashier: I have no idea why u can get ramly burger

Me: shit im fucking hungry

Hadi: we wan't to be a capitalist pig.

Cashier: go somewhere else

Me:Shit man!

Customer waiting from behind: i think you can get ramly burger at the mamak store nearby.

Hadi: really?!

Customer.....: yeahhh

Me: Jom gerak Hadi

and so we went to the nearby ramly store and bought ramly burger sat outside of starbucks and eat it. How pathethic right.
I don't know that Starbucks only sell coffee and don't sell ramly burger.

Sad saturday afternoon

2009-07-18T02:11:00.000-07:00

Looking outside from the balcony
Staring and observing the busy road.
Is this my life?
So dead and lonely?

Sitting on my red couch,looking at my orange clock ticking.
Look at my own reflection on the black screen TV.
I can listen clearly my watch on the table
Realizing the time is slowing.

Goes to my room lie on my bed,pick up my phone and ring few of my friends.
Hang up after i got nothing to say.
Or maybe my phone bill is not pay.

Why the time passes so slow today?
The sun looks like it's still above me.

Everything looks so dull today.
Everything is black and white.
I don't know why I'm writing all this.
It's just a sad Saturday afternoon.

:)

2009-07-17T10:16:00.000-07:00

i try...
tryyy...
Even drawing a line between us.
haha.
I try..
I tryyy...
Even I say I don't mind.
I try..
I tryyyy
Who's next?

Look how they shine for you.
I'm true.

There's no more romance around me.
But they will be some in me.

A cave man

2009-07-17T09:43:00.000-07:00

Living under a cave,our maybe they say it bawah itu tempurung.
You can see,and judge me,I'm zero in knowledge,or you can judge by the cave men staying with me.
Others prefer to hunt for food.
but i prefer doing wall painting.

People often tell me that I changed.
but i don't seems like i really did.
I cant go for what i see. but the right one is not here yet.
When i found you, but you will always be my fantasy.
I can see our clothes in the sand walking on the beach beside the sea.
If i aint a cave man, I don't have to fantasize.
So don't be like me.

Sometimes at night i can hear high pitch voices.It's haunting me.

30000

2009-07-12T08:00:00.000-07:00

It's the world end.
The Chinese still don't know about our existence.
Since the world war 3, the Chinese thought they killed everyone in the world.
But they don't know that we're are still hiding below the world,underground,in the darkness.
10 years had passed, i started to build my own colony, my own family, my own military for my revenge towards the Chinese.
Since I'm the first one to cure, I promised the people to cure them if they join me to against the Chinese.
Only one drop of my blood,I can save a person's live.
I started to build my army, I need to hide as I'm still not strong enough to fight them.
Throughout all this years, I had planned a strategy to fight them.
My army consist of 30 thousand people.
We are staying under a cave on a deserted island.
The entrance of the cave is 10 thousand feet above the ground.
THEY WILL NEVER FIND US

my first attack will be an undersea attack to their marine navy.
We will first take over one of their submarine and from they we sink all of their ships,including the mother ship.

10 thousand of my army will be physically trained and equipped with oxygen tank to dive to their submarine tank near the south east sea.
WE INVADE THEIR TANK.
When we successfully done that, another 10 thousand army at the same time will invade from the back to the shore and take over their ground force.
When we got the ground force,we will be prepared for their air force.
We shoot those muthafukkers dead!

I'll be leading the last 10 thousand army,and they will professionally trained with pilot skill.We will take over their air force and bomb their main city. JUST like what the U.S army did back in 1945.
I will repeat history.
I will revenge
and I'm ready to sacrifice

And when the night comes.
I will announce to my 30 000 armies
TONIGHT WE DINE IN HELL!

MJ again.

2009-07-08T04:07:00.000-07:00

Although Michael leaf us, be he will always be in our heart,everyone of us. I love you MJ.
People, he left us so soon is because god love him more then us,so cheers people.

Dp.

2009-07-07T09:52:00.000-07:00

Somewhere near a tropical deserted island,there was a plane crash. People's are running for their life, the air force is busy fighting the Chinese.
4 days had passed,the only thing keeping me alive is the water.I was the only survivor from my town.

My friends and my family were captured and killed by the military. I escaped and ran hide in the woods, but unfortunately I only managed to save myself.

It was 2030 and this is the world war 3, with the latest technologies, China was able to bomb America with the latest virus bomb. It was out of control, the virus spreaded uncontrolly and the whole world was infected. My country was the highest amount of citezen infected.
The goverment had no choice but to code red, almost everyone were killed and some died cause of the virus.
The only reason why China,were not infected by this virus is because they were injected by and anti-virus earlier.This anti-virus only work with only chinese blood.
I'm the only survivor,although i was not killed, but I still don't have the anti-virus.

So I'm walking back,to search for the doctor that can give me this anti-virus.
The doctor ran all the way from China to my country is because, his fed up of the Chinese mentality, it's insane .

Sooner,they will be no other race in this world,except for the Chinese.

Mr.M J

2009-07-06T04:44:00.001-07:00

Hadi Here.

2009-07-06T04:17:00.000-07:00

Hullo. Is this how you spell 'hullo'? I'm not sure. Is it 'halo'? 'Hallo'? Anyway, this is Hadi, I'm 17 going on 18 years old and I'm afraid of Barbie Dolls.

Bobby's blog, Crap Shit, is full of crap and, occasionally, shit. Yet, do we know who is this Bobby? I have done some research and I know who is Bobby Teoh aka The Crap Shit Writer. I know how Crap Shit was born.

Bobby first came to Malaysia on a boat from East Timor (Google it). His life in Malaysia wasn't as good as he thought it was gonna be. He worked as a dishwasher at a mamak stall somewhere in Ipoh. His dreams of becoming a journalist for The Star is the only thing that kept him from insanity.

After 3 years as a dishwasher, he moved to Pangkor for 3 years to do some soul-searching. He doubted that his dream would be a reality. After 3 years in Pangkor, he decided to abandon his dream of becoming a journalist. He had a new dream: to write a blog of part-fiction and part-reality.

He claimed to be a famous Korean actor in order to cheat people's money. He did this for 4 days until people realised that he's actually NOT a famous Korean actor. Nevertheless, he raised enough money to buy a laptop and a WiFi (which, until now, he calls it 'Whiffy').

Before we know it, Crap Shit was born. All the crap and shit from his minds are expressed through this blog thus rocketed his career as an unpaid blogger.

Praises for Crap Shit:-

"Outstanding!" - Bobby's mum.

"This blog is the bomb!" - Uncle Ah Tong.

"He told me he was a famous Korean actor. He cheated me. I want my money back." - Angry man.

"Crap Shit? Blog? Never heard of it." - Paris Hilton.

Prepared by Hadi.

mysterious.unknown??,untold?? (M.J real death)

2009-07-01T09:43:00.000-07:00

Space...a very huge place above us, quiet till nobody can know what's going on out in the
cold space.Humans are always curious to know what is actually above us, what is happening
outside our world. Millions of research had been done by astronomy and the result turn out to
be the same like "No other living things in space,no other planet can support human's life" but
all of this are BULLSHIT! this is because i know the true story,i know what mankind had
done..and i know how far I've been through. Back in the 1930's people don't believe that we
actually can build a bridge to the moon and the moon is actually an entertainment center.
Professor Bob (my ancestor) had proven that there are actually entertainment centers up in the
moon, the other side of the moon and only can be seen when it is dark. We called the dark side of
the moon "Retro Blue Cheese Hole" Certain pictures like the "blue moon" were captured to prove that the blue spot lights of the entertainment center in moon causes the moon to be blue.
But according the alien studies by Professor Bob (my ancestor) he said that aliens turn on
the blue light very seldom in order to save electricity and this why the word "Once in the blue moon " was created.According to my ancestor's documentaries, the aliens once invaded the earth when he was a kid that time.The Aliens told the farmers back that time to build a bridge to the moon for because it's a easier& better way for humans to get to the moon for their entertainment center.
Humans were paranoid, they were afraid that the Aliens will eat us alive at the moon.
Sooner now, the people still don't know that the aliens are doing good buiness above the moon.
I believe that a few celebrities who were reported dead are still alive enjoying the life in their moon.
Michael Jackson called me that day,he said he faked his death and went up to the moon and escaped from this cruel world full with critics,he is now performing for the aliens further his standard above an ordinary human can do.
Even legandary artists are up there living their luxury life...
for example Kurt Cobain and Tupac Shakur.

This is the list of facilities that the Alien's send through their "Microwave"

1. Free food for everyone (Alien food included)
2. Hologram Television
3. For those who like sleeping, "Candycoated dreams gas" iwith Anti gravity bed.
4. Member fees 1o earth stone per month.
5. ...
6. Michael Jackson performing life.

MJ is still ALIVE!

Tribute to the king of pop MJ

2009-06-26T09:31:00.000-07:00

Dude,i have been listening to your songs since i was a small kid.
and now the fact that you have left me,was very shcoking.
The moment I heard the news I thought it was just rumours.But the begining of death is denial.
Maybe you don't know me.But I know you since i was young, since i was a lil boy,your music has accompany me growing up,and untill now. The first artist i got into was you, your dance move was the gift from god, and you use that to help the people in the world who needs help. Your deeds willl forever be remembered. And btw,i registered Galaxie magazines just for you,is because i wanted your latest album. Your songs will be forever remaind in this world, and i will always listen to it. MJ you are the best, the legendary king of pop,you put in sweat and tears to gain your fame unlike any othters artist these days. Performing first at the age of 5. Your singing is beyond any other pop singer these days.Nobody can replace you and last but not least R.I.P

Photos of me and MJ will be uploaded soon.

first step of sucess

2009-06-24T09:28:00.000-07:00

ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting.

Why do birds suddenly appear...eveytime you were near..

Okay,so i've been really busy lately.I started to work for a guy name Oliver...Jamie Oliver. He told me his shooting a program called "Visit Mamak". So i am the guy who get ready all his stuff, carry his stuff and sometimes release his tempered. I earn 1.50 ringgit per hour and i worked 6 to 10 hours per day. I think thats all i need, at least i got a job. Okay, the theme song for the show is T.I- you can eat whatever you like yeahhh. Have you guys heard the song?
I dont know...as i know about T.I , it stands for "Teluk Intan" and i think T.I is a rapper from Teluk Intan. The show was a blast, this dude actually try to make 100 different kind of roti canai.
I was so impressed. And btw...since im bloody fucking rich right now.. I want to show you guys something.

This is the bill of what i ate with my friend that day at a HIGH class mamak stall..
I spend around 11.50 ringgit..exspensive right..??

But i have to take out around 1 month of saving for that bill..

Btw Oliver is an indian.

I always thought im getting out from my bad luck age

2009-06-08T08:39:00.000-07:00

According to the Chinese believe, a person who went through near death experience will have good luck or in the Lilian too theory "the Ong".You guys knew that i almost died acting like a hero during the past few days.So i thought the "ong " will come to me.So I'm about to make my first bucket of gold.I noticed that pineapple fruits are very famous these days,Even the cartoon "Spongebobsquarepants" feature the pineapple as Spongebob's house.I have dedicated myself to become the first most sucessful pineapple seller in Malaysia.Okay first of all my pineapple must be very fresh,Segar and ermmmm.....fresh.Today was my first day of buiness,alot of customer waited for my fresh pineapples.I started my day by planting the seed of pineapple into the flower pot.So my first customer was here,i told him to wait as i water the pineapple to make it grow faster,thing didnt worked out.All my customer went off after waiting an hour or two.Later then,there's one very patient customer waited my pineapple to grow.But he end up paying me 30 cents for my flower pot.

.....

*depress*

*Kedai gulung tikar*

well yesterday,i was on the roof top about to jump off,thinking why im such a failure.I cant even run a small Fresh Pineapple buiness.
WHYYYYYYYYYY!
okayy,while i was about to jump and suicide ,some bloody fools pull me down and whacked the shit out of me.OKAYY! those bloody fools was my customer.
I got whacked till i have to borrow money from my neighbour to go to the clinic.I didnt manage to commit suicide.

pictures of me.

2009-06-04T05:23:00.001-07:00

Its been so long that i did not upload any pictures

Preassure being in a box.

2009-06-04T03:51:00.001-07:00

Just the other day,i suffered the most exhausted and tiring almost passed out of my life,but luckily i got out from that shit,I was walking on a street somewhere near my house,and suddenly i heard gunshots sound,i was scared i ran and hide behind a truck.I saw this cop got shot and the robbers ran away!.In my mind i was thinking again,since i got nothing to loose,why not try being a hero.I ran towards the cop and check out his condition..He hold me tight!!! reallll tight!!,and said 'With great power comes with great responsibility' and there,the cop mobile phone rang with the ringtone of the spiderman theme.He kept on pointing at his out fit,and so i stripped him off.I wear the cop's uniform and i picked up the gun,i rode on a bike and i chase after the robbers who had ran away.
Followed them till the outskirt of the town,i saw them armed with glocks and armors.That time i kinda regreted doing that.I was spying them,they got hostages,HOT hostages and also a pair of twin.Man it is sure weird,why these robbers are taking them as hostages.I went in the warehouse,i got cought, i know it was fast,i was sobbing already while they point their guns towards me.They cover me with a box,they sealed the box,i was lack of air and almost fainted,So later on,for like few hours adi,the robbers pulled me out with all those hostages,lining us up one by one,they want to kill us,My heart beat begin to pop faster,they shot the first hostage,and we're like lining up to hell,The hostage drop down to the ground motionless,and then the next one was the pair of twin brothers and me.After they killed the twin brother,i shouted!!! 'STOPPPPPPP!!!!',I said please don't kill meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee pleasssssssssseeeeeeee,they look at me,and said
'Do you have ciggarates?'
Complete silent
ME:YEAH!
Robber:give me.
ME:Okay,take the whole box
Robber:Okay,next time don't play hero.
ME:can i have one stick?
robber stared at me fiercely and light up the mild seven
Robber:only one puff
ME:Thank you sir....
Robber:fuck off loser!.
Me(Run away quickly)

I ran straight home and sleep.

Self esteem

2009-06-02T08:08:00.000-07:00

Owh,i went searching high and low for Elvis today,when i came home around 8.30 just now,nobody was at home,and my house keys are lost...So,i went to a nearby park,this park are very famous for crime,usually robbery case and murder case happens often here,but i aint worry cause i don't love myself and i got nothing to be rob.So i was damn boring,i took out my latest technology "Iwant thatPHONE"Actualy is a phone with no camera no Mp3 and an Ipod apple sticker at the back.So i played some monopoly tunes with my phone,it was safe,nobody wants to rob my phone.Nowadays i think people around me are weird,suddenly they will be just like an idiot and appear at my window or the door glass.Their head suddenly pops out.Am i being stalk by the people?but those are men,if u say a woman came and stalk me then i would accept that.I was sitting alone at the park,listening to the 45 second monopoly Jason Mraz I'm yours tune.I lied there alone,thinking on how to work on with my life.I really got nothing,i saw a beggar,at least he had a bottle in his palm.i got really nothing.My friend told me,Sucess nothing less but i never get his meaning.I was famous being an useless guy before,i won the lottery last time and i spend first week of my wealthy life in the hospital,cause i once told myself to try entering a VIP hospital room.i drank too much hypertonic drink and i passed out and admited to the hospital.But according to my previous post,you guys know how i made a happy couple together with all my money right.So adious people,i wanna try commiting suicide again,but this time if i fail again,dont worry you guys will see me blog again.okay i wanna go try to burn all my body hair.

untold story

2009-06-01T08:28:00.000-07:00

I went to the streets today,sitting at the corner looking those rich people passing by,man i wonder when i get to be like them.I sneaked into the Cinema and watched Indiana Jones.I got a lil inspiration by that movie,a lil Magic Bullet Theory,well in order to get rich,go look for some treasure search and hunt.WELL i had dedicated to look for the legendaryyyy. ELVIS PRESLEY.
I still don't believe his dead yet.his still hiding underground or something...................................

a sweet dream

2009-05-28T09:04:00.000-07:00

Last night i fell asleep.i dreamed about something really nice.
it was really a sweet dream

I'm in college and i act dumb in the class.I made a lot of friends.i finally have friends
sob sob sob.I was in diploma in Mass com.I'm very confused about reality and imaginary.
Well,all this things are just a part from my mind.I need more inspiration.
It was a sweet dream

Owh i really need more money for my haircut.

History.

2009-05-23T10:11:00.000-07:00

I went back to my ancestor's hometown the other day.
A 6 hours train ride,and 15 minutes horse cab,20 minutes boat across a lake,and 30 minutes jungle trekking.You'll see a Big Wooden-brick house.I explored the big house.Everything was still well maintain.Feather dusted some antiques and then i hunt down 12 mice.That moment i felt so bad.Because those mice live peacefully in my haunted ancestor's house.I accidentally found a secret case which is buried under the toilet.My ancestor was a very wise man.He buried his secret journal under the toilet(Jamban).I read the journal,here's the summary of the content.

Long long time ago,the great Bobby(my ancestor) he build a mamak store in India.
The mamak store was beside a river call the Yellow river.
and the Mamak store was called "Ehsan"it is just an average size mamak store,but the compound was the size of Ipoh.The mamak store was designed in the most traditional kampung way and trees were plant like the tree's in Ipoh.100% exactly the same as Ipoh.It was like Empty Ipoh,but only a Mamak store.It gives a very meaningful message.
Bobby's was a very wealthy man,but his every act was very strange.50% of his properties including his house and the Mamak store was passed down to the family and the rest like Hilton Hotel was passed to his neighbours.He died peacefully after running into the jungle only wearing a boxer.

That was the content.Anybody knows the meaning of his message?
Please tell me.

CLD is coming.Be prepared

2009-05-21T06:04:00.000-07:00

As i heard from the news,CLD has come to Malaysia.CLD stands for Constant lazy disease,which is cause by a lame blogger who waits for his burger at home.While his lazy-ness spread through the internet..this is because the chemical reaction between the burger and his lazy gastric juice in his stomach.Rumours said,it is cause by the pigs,but sciencetist proven that,its actually cause by a lame blogger waiting for his burger.Okay,enough of that...i got CLD long time ago.I am a lazy person btw.
I was sucessful afterall
I went for this audition to join a band,i got the lead guitar position.Our band are called the "Morons 5" .and our first stepping stone was performing at a gig in a stadium.I know you guys think that i'll get paid after performing,but you guys are wrong.The guitars are provided for you,but there is one important thing missing.I DON'T HAVE A PICK.i dont have a guitar pick.so i broke my piggy bank and with all my saving i brought a pick cost 1 ringgit.
But the gig was a mess,it's the worse gig ever.Our tickets didn't sell any..and so all of us walk home with only 30 cents.i lost 70 cents.
I was asking dear great alien gods,why am i so bad luck.
I'm now staying alone and my part time job is the MILKMAN.
i stopped my burger buiness cause my aunty increase the rent from 1 ringgit to 1.50.
i hate her!.
i really do hate her.

My engagement was canceled,and currently i'm single,but me myself not sure im available.
cause i got CLD and i'm lack of sucess.

stepping stone.

2009-05-19T07:20:00.000-07:00

I always write down,whatever i think its important for me in a book or in the blog,cause im affraid that i'll lost my memories.

Today,i was very lucky,Someone threat me dinner.
I ate damn full and i barely walk.
I accompany my friend to a bakery stall to get some bread.
I don't feel comfortable when i see the breads and cakes there.

"i wonder...
do the children in Africa have the same feeling?"

Pathetic part....?????i cant remember.

2009-05-11T06:22:00.000-07:00

Hey,people,was walking down the street the other day.
I saw this fine bitch,walking on my way.In my mind i was really hoping that i could talk to her and ask her out for a date or something.But im nervous,and im fucking panic.I cant talk to her,cause as u guys know after a few incident about the women in my life,i think i got this CKTLFN disease "CANT KNOW THE LADIES" FULL NAME-IA"its a disease where i cant know the full name of a female that i want to know.
But Fates seems to put us together,they was this Indon-guy came up to the lady he snatched the lady's hand bag and ran away,he was running towards me,i fantasied to punch that indon in the face and be the hero of the day,but it didnt worked out,i let the Indon robber go off like the part in Spiderman 1 when peter parker let the robber goes?Yeahh that scence.The lady came out to me and cried in anger and scoled me..."you stupid face!!!!why did u let him go!!!son off the bitch"I am so offended that time,my soul was embarased and i just walked off without saying a word.
It started raining again while i was walking home.
but i get used to it,and i ready for it...plastic begs to cover my head man.!
well im just to poor to afford an umbrella.I hope Rihanna will donate one for me.
Her umbrellas are very fancy and very in style,i bet i'll look like Tom cruise while im using that umbrella.OWHHHH Rihanna.
Ela ela la ela..ooooo
I heard that form 6 has started,My friend wrote to me and asked why are u not in form 6?,i replied him i got no money to go for a decent hair cut thats why.

Last night,i dreamt about Mr.Ronnie Thompson the Prison Officer shampoo my hair.
it was an nightmare i tell you,because he always perform strip search for the prisoner hu smuggle drugs in their ass,and maybe there's still shit between his finger and his nails.
Ewwww...disgusting.

Too be continued....

my current feelings.

2009-05-10T09:45:00.001-07:00

Owhh,this is shitty i know somebody's blog are similar to mine but it dosent matter.
I know some readers are fed-up cause i complaint so much about my life.
I know some readers think this might be a fiction.
And do leave more comment on my chatbox.
Back to my stories.

WHYYYYY!!!,im am brooke.
WHYYYYY!! my daddy aint bill gates.
and why am i not handsome enough to be a super model and make money.
shit man!.i don't know why but then,im too tired to blog aboout my pathetic life.
I'll continue that soon.
but for now i have to write something about my current feelings

Why do Money don't like the poor people.
Why do Money always go to the rich people.
Why do Money is just like me.
Maybe is because im lack of sucess
maybe is because my breathe
Maybe because im such an ass
Or maybe because of my ex's.

Sighh.

Pathetic part.4

2009-05-09T09:45:00.000-07:00

Well,these days i recalled my friend's death.His name was Emmet,well that night he came and find me from the spirit world.He said,hey "Bobby how are you?".i couldnt regonise him,cause his looking way better then last time.i remembered he died in a motor accident.That time i was so depressed and i was crying all the way from my tuition to the hospital.Well, i was talking to him,and he asked me "why are u wearing Diapers?"and i replied "it's not diapers la,its boxers"
When Q came in to my room,She was so shocked,she saw me talking to a white mist.
And middle of the conversation,he said his time had come and he have to go...he just float thru the wall and i tried to follow him,i knocked my head.
these days,if u guys noticed that im not with you,while ure talking to me.It's actualy my soul has left my body.Sometimes it happened when i was having dinner with my friends.My soul went to Miami's public phone and make a phone call to Lady GaGa.
Remembered my previous post that i went soul seeking?
Yes it's because my soul got lost and i went to look for it.
IM a very complicated person.These few days,there have been so many girls calling me and i dont feel like talking to any.
Im so stressed,i tried commiting suicide again,and this time i tried sitting beside a sucessful salesman.
Owh well,it didnt worked out again,he forgot to bring his lighter out.
Why my life have to be so complicated,why when im sucessful,my girlfriend cheated all my money.?
why when im deeply in love,this another hot guy appear.?
Maybe is because i snapped a picture with Michael Jackson and his luck came to me.
He started to like children,cause children are more innocent and won't ever cheat his money.
His Ex-girlfriend cheated on M.J too u know.
She told M.J that the plastic surgery makes him better looking,and when he did his surgery,his girlfriend left him.
M.J's luck came to me.Hmmmmmmm.
Im starting to do some small buiness now,i pay my aunty 1buck per month and i rented her small lilttle space infront of her Groceries stall to sell Ramly burger..

Too be continue.....

Pathetic part 3

2009-05-08T10:14:00.000-07:00

I can't remember a shit about her,and i dont even know her name.
so i asked whats her name.She told me she's Q...i was like "hey Q!"

i never knew the rest of the alphabets in her name.
she never wanna tell me.
Time past really quickly,i and her now are living together under the same roof.
Yeahh,we're both couple and i don't even know her full name.
we engaged and gonna get married soon.
I can't forget my moments with my ex-girlfriend, her name is W,yup i don't know her full name too.But im always depressed and always have the feelings of commiting suicide.Life is just so hard.I always tried to kill myselve but i didnt really get the job done.i always wonder is there an after life?
where i'll go after im dead.?
this is all remain to be find out,and im really curious.
although now im with my friends and Q but things didnt seems like normal.
the other day,i tried killing myself by turning on the air-conditioner in the car without the engine on.inhaling the carbon monoxide,but i forgotten that my car don't have an air-cond.No wait,i dont have a car,im still cycling.
so it didnt worked out.
i was sitting on a grass land with Q the other day,we saw a red-orange sun set.And yeah it gave me a feeling of commiting suicide again,and this time i wet my nose and try to insert it to a light socket.But unfortunately theres no electricity supply,i forgot to pay my electric bills this month.
and yeahh life's get worst went Q says she wants to cancel the engagement,cause she don't understand a single shit of what im writting.
owh well...life goes on...

too be continue...

pathetic part 2

2009-05-05T07:44:00.000-07:00

So,as you guys know im a fucked up person with no life.
Was walking on the street the other day.It started to drizzle a lil bit,so i sang the song "Rain drop keep falling on my head,just like guy whose feet are too big for his head,nothing seems to fit,those rain drop keep falling on my head,they keep fallinnnnnnn" Prenkkkkkkkk, a beer bottle dropped from the sky and hit me.Don't worry i'm still okay,its just some fucked up person, who was jealous of my voice threw a beer bottle at me.So i was silent for a moment that time.
My head bleeds non stop and i started to feel dizzy,at a corner near Taman Murni i fainted,passed out.
As i remembered,the moment i woke up i was in a very bright place and i saw my grandpa,he told me run back and don't follow him,so i listened the old man's word and ran back to the other side..btw my grandpa passed away long time ago.As soon as i woke up again,i saw this gorgeous lady infront of me asked "are you okay sir???" i was so pleased,i'm at somebody's house,and i'm aid.
so i had a drink and i thanks this lady alot.She said that i looks very farmiliar and asked where do i stayed,I said i don't have a home and i stay under the huge fly over infront Giant Market.

She told me,3 years back,while she ran into a gang of rascals who about to rape her,she was saved by someone that the mouth lips looks like mine.
and so i recalled everything.I was Spiderman 3 years back.But when i'm about to save another lady,i was shot in the head and i lost all my memories......

TO BE CONTINUEEE.....
Drinking makes you think :)

Please read part one just right below.

Pathetic.FUCK!..i hate my life!...SOB!!!

2009-05-04T10:33:00.000-07:00

Lately im just so darn bad luck!!!,while i was walking to my small condo in damansara bandar utama.
tears came to me when i saw my girlfriend making out with another guy.Claim to be the hot philipino guy.
Hmmmmm,i was chilling at the poolside smoking a joint,and i just cant believe what i saw.
i just stepped away and pretend nothing happened.So i went to One Utama Mall just a stone thrown away from my place to walk around and to relax myself,i was damn stressed at that moment.I got the feeling of commit suicide,cause i gave everything to her.
My house,my savings,my car and i'm very in love with her.So i found out the guy,she was making out with was just staying at the next block.I got to contact him and i asked him down to talk.He came down,he dare to come down,i dashed right to him and i throw my fist.Blood was all over the swimming pool,it was not his blood,it was mine.Yeahh i missed my first punch and was counter attacked back,he screwed me up and pushed me into the pool.
i was embarassed and i ran upstairs to my condo.I aid myself and cooked myself lunch.I packed my stuff and i moved out.I even cooked hers.
i'm jobless and i used all my savings for her.
i went to this small shop in Center Point,they were doing milk delivery,so i got myself a job as a milkman(Part time)The last minute i was a joint smoker millionaire and now im the Milkman and im working PART TIME.Thing didnt worked out that good today,when i was delivering 5 bottles of milk,the sky rained.the road was wet and slippery..i got struck by the lightning twice and i slipped and i went down below a truck...that time i was hoping im killed or something.My luck didnt ran out totally,the truck driver was my friend Faezz,he took me to the clinic and he paid for my medication fees.I said "hey,Faezz why are u so kind" and he replied "Dude,its a small matter,i won the lottery this morning and im a self-made millionaire now!".Flashback came to me that moment,LOTTERY!! the only hope i have now is the lottery.I got my pay the next day and i totally spend all buying lottery.The following day......
None of the number that i bet came out.
i lost all my money and i became a drunk beggar.

TOO sleepy to blog now....To be continueeee....

Ipoh homo,

2009-04-26T07:54:00.000-07:00

Today,i went to Jusco for a while.
funny to say that,its been some time since i last stepped into this shopping mall.
Well,something really made me frustrated man.
The gays,Homos are increasing.
i saw a lot of boys that look like girl.
and also some in tight pants or realy short hot pants.
Hmmmmm...i'm not sure,but i think people suspect me and Hadi are gays.
people already suspect.LOL.
We're just close friends,thats all.
hahahahahaha.
Okay,back to my topic.why are the gay peoples are gay.
Issit because being single too long.??and they are not sexually attracted by the female anymore.
they are tired of women,fed up of their girlie kinky way.
So these people want to stay sexual active and they start loving the same sex.
Owhh well..i don't know.

oops

2009-04-23T22:33:00.000-07:00

college on the way

2009-04-23T10:27:00.000-07:00

uh huh,yeahh.
my college is starting next month.
i hope a better life and..its better in college.
alright folks,friends hu are going seperate ways,i wish you guys all the best and study hard.
Btw,wanna know what happened just now.
i was away for fag,and dad don't know i was not in the house.
so he went out for supper with his friends without leaving me the house keys.
i went to 7-eleven and grab a bottle of turborg and sat an hour outside 7-eleven.

alright.today went to the market to grab some food and drinks for the party in raj's house.
nothing much. We did the same thing again.
snooker & mamak.
shit man i ran out of ideas to write.
my brain is dry
my pants are tight.
my eyes are heavy
and im off to watch TV

chiaow.

tired.

2009-04-22T09:03:00.000-07:00

Drove down to K.L yesterday...yeahh..i went to K.L again...
Met up with Faez...and...settle our college stuff.

today.

2009-04-20T11:43:00.000-07:00

Today was a tired day.Went to the train station with Raj,Hadi,Praveent and Faezz.
we took a train to K.L and we visited Marc.
yeahh,spent the whole day they.and now i just got back.

chillax..

2009-04-19T09:24:00.000-07:00

need to look good.

2009-04-19T05:13:00.000-07:00

Owh ehhhemmmm hemmm.
Updates on whats ahead.
Tomorrow i just have to look good.
well it's been a long time since i've tidy up myself.
Cutting my hair,shaving,washing my face,comb my hair.dress up,perfume.
well,i just need to look real good for tomorrow.
first of i got an interview.
and i really feel to tidy myself.
i got nothing to blog lately.
so ran out of ideas.

163 post.

2009-04-15T09:05:00.000-07:00

well,i know i've been missing a lot when im away.i'm sorry that i didnt tell you guys that i ran away.it feel so good to be back at home.
okay,the truth is i went away from home to soul searching.
its a good thing to share though.
i don't have any pictures cause my phone ran out of batteries.
im away for around 8 to 10 days.
well,first start of with only 3k staxx in my jeans i head straight down to KL.
i spend my day touring around,and i spend most of my nights sleeping infront of 7-eleven or under those huge fly-overs.Sometimes with a bottle of beer or a Stick of ciggarates.
welll most of a time just sleeping there.
Okay,i met a friend,his a nice guy his name is Alan and his 31,well i pay him and he got me 2 nights staying in Marco Polo suites.Alrite,he got me a foreigner price only 900 pernight and i'm brooke.
i wonder these few days how i survive.
i got lost.my only transportation was the dealer's truck.Everytime they wanna export some stock.i'll just run to the back of the truck and travel around the country.
i remember once i got to Thailand.i wasnt update with news,but as i heard theres some protest thingy going on in thailand.i brought along my passport i went thailand and i stay 2 nights there on the street,such a dirty place.
spending those freezing nights under those huge fly-overs,the sound of big lorries horn always wake me up at night.
and everytime im awaken,i cant go back to sleep.

'no sanctuary
where i go
no safety net
no tomorrow

under the bridge
i rest my head
thinking about
the road ahead

stuck between
dilemma's horn
as the so called home
is brutally torned

i rest my head
on the cold pavement
the dust and debris
floats and wont settle

where i am
where im going
where ive been
what ive tasted
what ive seen'
makes me who i am
a lone wolf
in a rat race land'

Aite,this is what i wrote.
besides that i realise the people nowadays don't care.
they never pity me at all.
all those hot leng lui keep running away when they see me.
Owhh my.

U might not like the durian when u see it.
The greeny colour and torny skin keeps u away
the smelly odour chase you away
but when u taste it,u will like it.

I don't mean any harm.
lastly,it feel so good to be on my bed right now.
People out there,you should try what i did.

Haha

2009-04-06T11:43:00.000-07:00

life like a ciggarates.
When a person smokes,the person gently hold the ciggarate,light it up slowly,enjoy every inhale of every puff,but when the tip is lit.the person will just throw the ciggarate and step on it or even spit on it just to turn it off.You don't love it like you first light it anymore.

even tho you throw away your ciggarate but the nicotine will always be in you. :)

life goes on.

2009-04-04T08:41:00.000-07:00

Im bored of my life.im always chilling with my friends and doing almost the same thing everyday.
Shitting.
Gambling with saldina money.(Saldina,the local monopoly game)
Snooker.
Mamak.
and sometimes JJ.
And also ciggrato.
what im up to lately
. nothing much. cleaning up myself.

In da cinema..two idiots
i dont know whats wrong with him.

chilling in hadi's room.
Nothing much i did lately..just lazying around.
and i hate being single.so darn bored man,i've been single for so long.
lyrics from Gym class heroes ft the dream-cookie jar.
I like girls,they hate me.
they look so good,in their satin jeans.
I HOPE you can be the one,and my only.
I'll try to be faithful and keep my hands away from the cookie jar,and stick to the pickle jar.
okay,im off to pack my stuff now.
i'll be away for sometime.so
Adios
31st march-5th april 09

learning tamil

2009-03-29T13:21:00.000-07:00

Okay,ive been listening to tamil songs and watching tamil movies lately.Mostly i watch it at Zafferas.
im so into bollywood
this is cool,the setting for My bloody valentine and supernatural is the same.
Jesen ackles is also in the movie,and his dressing is like Sam in supernatural.
But anyway,i think the movie cheated on us.
The realy murderer is already long dead,and The mentally disorder Tom is the real murderer,so whats the point.
But its realy breath taking movie man.
Gempak!...
enough say,this is just a short update.
*i rule india* i heard this in a India gangsta rap.
its something like *westside ride the night* from tupac hit em up.

By the way,i think the Malay subtitle for *fuck* they should replace it with *kongket*
or *jolok*
i notice it today....the subtitle for fuck in Malay was *Jahanam*.
hahaha....

huhu

2009-03-28T11:45:00.000-07:00

slow music is playing in my mind right now homies
enjoy.
Playradioplay

The moment that i think i'm good looking Photos,pictures and images

2009-03-25T11:12:00.000-07:00

mr bombastick

2009-03-25T11:08:00.000-07:00

im just being lame in the previous post,forgive me

Yours sincerely
Bobby.

i'm a lame person

2009-03-25T10:52:00.001-07:00

I don't know why people like to act cool,or do whatever to get others attention.
this people are so call poser and attention seeker.
i know some "Friends" which is this attention seeker.

(sorry for the sudden colour changes,i'm colour blind)
Those who act different then the others,just for attention,those who dress up over over.
Those......
Okay,straight to the point,yeahh i'm jealous of them,i envy their life.
Yeah,maybe you guys see me around with my hair not combed.
Wearing a pair of worn out slippers.
Yeah,i might not be in the trend and i don't have a cool sense of humor.
i aint a cool guy i have to say,im a shit head,im a loser,im lame.
Or maybe im just too good to be cool and i turn out to be lame.
Ha Ha
Im just against the trend,i'm looking for somebody who can look into my spectrum.
The same spectrum as mine.
Yeah,im very sure people are thinking me lame.
Huhuhuhuhuhuhu.
But you just got to love me as a friend.
i know im lame,but in my world lame is the new cool.
Haha(Tupac ego laugh)
i ain't got money to roll in the clubs.
i ain't got a hawt girlfriend.
i ain't know how to talk to girls.
i live under the cave.
HU HU HU(Tigger laugh)

Tagged

2009-03-22T07:42:00.000-07:00

Instruction:Go to your photos folder in your computer. Go to the 6th folder of photos. Go to the 6th picture in that folder. Put the picture on your blog and a description of it. Invite six friends to join the challenge. Link them in your blog and let them know they have been challenged!

In memories lane.My dear friend Zainul
i tag Praveent,Andrea and Nouveena

Shit happens.Homies!!

2009-03-22T05:44:00.000-07:00

i dont know how,i don't know why.
But once a while u just got to try.
everybody wanna live another life.
but if u aint gonna try,u wont know how it's like.
Ure growing up nigga.
Ure homiez are leaving nigga.
We grow up in the same hood.
if ure scared whats coming,i don't take u as my homies
URE just a pathetic baby.
we're all facing the same shit.
you just have to give it a hit.
deal with it
live with it
This is how life is.
If ure a Real Man u just have to face it.
All our future are cover with mist.
u just have to face that shit.
Life is long anyway,
SPM is just the beginning.
Ure homies like me won't just run away.
always with you to face that shit.

HA HA
westside ride the nite

HADI BOBBY FEAT FAEEZ

2009-03-20T11:43:00.001-07:00

NO offense...muthafucker!
this is smtg we do when we stay up late listening to gangsta rap.

Gangsta rap music playing*

HADI
first of, f*ck the losers who think their cool
spiky hair, baggy pants you look like a fool
when i ask u, u said its HipHop style
but i say u luk like a child

people got no taste
i tink its such a waste
dat they color their hairs like clowns
it suits them, their monkey face

all da fake indie posers
wearing bright trousers
(yeah)
words on their tshirts
f*kin attention seeker
trend follower
pathetic motherf*ker
i feel sorry for u
but dont u still go to school?

people wears scarf
man, i wanna barf
IS u stupid?! malaysia is howt!
thick jackets with fur
really makes me blur
IS u stupid?! malaysia is howt!

FaezZ
Its hot, motherf*ker cant u feel it?
all u losers are dipsh*ts
i feel sad lookin at u
let me tell u wat to do
take a step back n f*k ur face
ur a disgrace
uh
sh*t
i dunno why i waste my time on this
but u losers get on my nerve, i might be throwin my fist

Bobby
Let me tell u,
U act like a playa but ure bit*h come to me
i drink JD out of ure girl pussie
I wear Armani since im primary
F.C.U.K spell cheap to me.
M.N.G is a chicken scratch to me

im cool when im out
u act like a fool when my bitches are out.
You tell the world,what's your clothing brand
I'll slap you with my own hand.

Faezz
YEAHH POSER!

Bobby
Hold ure chick when u see Bobby
cause after a while,she might be asking about me.
I'm not a playa or a stoner
I'm a drinker smoker and a freestyle rapper.

HADI
yeah
all the f*kers wif fugly hairstyle
they stain my eyes all these f*kers desrve to die
im not gona be rough wif u coz i dont want u to cry
dont cry, motherf*ker, dont cry.

fuck off!u poser!

Songs that we first play together.

2009-03-16T09:50:00.000-07:00

Don't mind us,cause i know we suck.
this is our first jam man.

some demo shit!

Muse

2009-03-16T08:05:00.000-07:00

so today chilling with my homiez
westside ride the night.
We got ntg to do at night so we went Jamming.
we suck though,this is our first time jamming together,and Jerome is not realy good in drum.
hmmmm
heres some few video song,we changed the lyrics though
hahahaha.

the stupid version of supermassive blackhole.
ermmm.i don't know the lyrics though.
And last but not least.
PRAVEENT CHELVEM
the camera man!
hA HA

all the regular shit.

2009-03-15T10:54:00.001-07:00

i still care
Why??
Its nothing now.

My Blog song.

2009-03-14T10:54:00.000-07:00

People hu visits my blog.
Put on a headphone and listen to the song.
Enjoy.Its Nirvana-Sappy.
Alrite

crap

2009-03-14T10:47:00.000-07:00

So,i read Marc's blog just now,and he wrote there i thought him smoking.
What the hell??!!..
alrite dosen't matter.
If your scared muthafucker go to the church.

Im not frustrating after all :p

2009-03-12T06:44:00.000-07:00

Thinking of it,im not sad because of my results.Well i asked FOR it.
I know,the NERDS out there they are all partying and enjoying right now,BUT! i've been partying the whole year my man!!..The shitter out they hu got bad greds.!!We might not score good and partying in this single night,but we're good in otha stuff i bet.SPM is not end of the world!.
WHAT THE HELL!!you guys might think,im hopeless and useless!!...buttt im not!.
My FRIENDS and I,we were the HAPPIEST GUY in the school man!.
We had real fun and memories that time.And im sure,we can move on and i think we can be sucessful.SPM is not everything,we are the cool dude.We got a realy fun teenage hood.
I tell you!!Alot of people who flung their SPM with no credit sucessful in their life!
SO SPM!!! NO BIG DEAL MAN!.
LAST THING
I'm shitting cause i got a lot of shits!.
AND sometimes Shit happens in your life.
SO FACE IT PEOPLE!!!

if,im the president,then my country will be like Malaysia.

2009-03-12T05:07:00.000-07:00

So,last night everyone sleep over at Marc's place.Nothing much.This morning i woke up,as usual,all of us gaying around.When im about to brush my teeth in the toilet,Raj dash in the toilet with me and close the door,he looked at me with the horny grin and laugh,i was like o.O? hahaha.We were so confiedence on the way to school , expecting our gred is good,we were all hyper and happy.
All of the sudden this shits happens,yeahhh our result didnt turn out good.
i just realise we're all fucked up.
but that dosent matter,we gave our best shot.
so,Everyone,i mean EVERYONE was EMOING.
And what the hell,Mum wanna send me away....for studies.
ARRR..shit man.
so that dosent matter,
just now,was chcking my phone.yeahhh i saw a few messages that i saved in the sim,i didnt notice it for so long,A few from Raj,asking me not to think of girls and focus on studies.
A few from Hadi,saying his about to go New York.
A few from Azizee saying where to hang.
and ONE message from Emmet,owhh god,i realy miss him. :(
Damn it,what to doo mann.!

sometimes you just have to be HAPPY.

2009-03-09T09:39:00.000-07:00

i always think my post in my mind but every time i try to write it all out i'll just forget about it.
OWHHH NVM.
So,i got something to tell babe,
i can see it,life aint going well for you.
I can see the pain in ure eyes,in ure life,i might not facing it but i'll try to understand.Struggling i know.people aint satisfied with their own life,everybody wanna life another life.
But everytime god close a window,he opens a door.Heyy,you just might not know.
what will happen tomorrow.
Once a while,you just need to smile.
A smile makes alot of different.
i know you wanna run away from your problems.
but this is life.live your life,and u'll be sucessful.
I can see ure crying,i can see u never wanna cry,i know ure struggling.
hmmmmmm,JUST be like me,im always happy people,you notice that?
I face problems in life too.but just "Chill+Relax=Chillax"
Hey,i dedicate this post to all my friend.
All my friends.
cause lately i notice lately,my friends are all facing difficulties.
and yeahh,the most bad luck fella among my friend this week,is Jerome.
Well,as i know today he twisted his ankle,got screwed by his aunt,Slammed my car door on his finger,facing relation love problems and almost sleep on the streets cause of his Aunt.
WHYYYY?
And Marc,ure kinda bad luck too but CHILLAX dude.
Buh bye,this is my update for the moment.

Pangkor babeee..!

2009-03-05T07:56:00.000-08:00

So,yup this is one of the nice pictures.
Ermm the only picture out of 200 plus pictures.
aite its Rajloo,me and Marc ham.

Alrite,

2009-03-04T09:28:00.000-08:00

hey..its 1.36 a.m rite now.
and marc and me are eating Junk food and drinking a pepsi.
WOW we realy need to learn to eat healthy from now.
Been drinking a lot of liquor lately.
its jack daniel my friend.Rajloo bought it and we finished it in Pangkor Island.
Hemmmmm,all our vacation photo are still with him.
Alrite,i was lying about the moving to Pulau Pangkor thing.
You guys know me,i like to prank people hahahahaha. so TEE HEEE..
Yup i know i'm lame,and Lame is the new COOL.
So people start being lame from now.

Goodbye everyone.

2009-02-28T21:15:00.000-08:00

So,as you guys know Hadi and I are doing some investment and buiness lately.
So yeahh,we been surveying around Jusco for like 5 days in a roll,and we kinda created a song.
*Gangsta rap gay beat*Yeah yeah yeahh gangsta...day and night.Day and night jj jj jj yeahhh day and night jj jj jj jj yeahhh..
Okay no wait,back to my topic,what the hell,we're moving to Pangkor island.Yeah our dad are planning to do some resort buiness there.
hmmmmm yeahhh both of us are moving there.
TEEE HEEEE..
FUCK YOU!Hahahahaha

The same old shit.

2009-02-26T08:21:00.000-08:00

So,i've been going JJ everyday and im always with Hadi.
Today,after i sent my daughter that i loved so much back home,I head to Hadi's house.
We talked about our vacation and stuff and Hadi feels like he wants to light on JJ roof top and so we head to JJ.
after walking around and meeting up with Jerome,we left him,since his so busy with his cool friend,Hadi and me the 2 losers head to Secret and had Oreo Milkshake.Unfortunately they ran out of vanilla and they have to give us chocolate.
arrr..thats fine.
we meet up with feze and Chaon too.
after that we head to Rajloo's house again..yeahh the same old shit.
neway,i noticed alot of people are using facebook now.
Last time when Rajloo and me both started using back when we were form 4,Everyone was still prefering Friendster, and now,people posting shout out "More to facebook" "fuck friendster im in facebook now","check me out in facebook"...bla bla etc etc
That time while me and rajloo was active on facebook theres so liltle people man!!..
Arr and i even delete my facebook account
hahahahaha.
but is dosent matter,Facebook is cool.
Im hungry now.so i'll GO EAT SUPPER.bye bastards and bitches.
ure fellow Loser is going .

Feeling Strange.

2009-02-23T09:10:00.000-08:00

Come aim me.
Come aim me and shoot me down.
I don't wanna know.So,enough.
Okay,we've been jamming just now,but it seems just okay.
Alrite,suppose to fork the damn skool just now.
But then we got not enough of time,so yeahhh,thats all.
I'm freaking gonna wake up 5.20 tomorrow.
hahahahahaha.

She's as preety as Mars.

2009-02-20T07:33:00.000-08:00

Lately,i've been doing great,cause this is just the best thing happened to me.This girl realy cought my sight and it seems like we knew each other for a very long time but then we just know each other.She's friendly and she seems to get along with me preety good.
She's as preety as Mars and i wanna be her moon always there to orbit around her.
i never knew i will know this girl and well she came into my life and i kinda satisfied with my life right now.
This girl wants me to publish this post as soon as possible.
Okay,Sorry that i take so long to write this post,its because i seldom online lately.
Just want to say i have a big crush on this girl.
This post could be better if its not because of someone wants me to post it faster.

Mr Alfred that changed my life policy

2009-02-18T10:02:00.000-08:00

So the other day,Hadi and me went to the royal dinner.
it was exciting.
we were chilling outside lighting a ciggrate,and we passed by this Bar in the lobby called the EMERGENCY BAR(only for people in emergency)*ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR GIVE ME BEER,IM THIRSTY* yeahhh..back to the story a guy wearing a blue shirt with white collar neatly thug in a black straight-cut slack pants and a pair of leather shoe,aged around 21 to 24 with his hair thinny crop and his beard un-shaved.i thought indian dude was Hadi's friend.He came to Hadi and asked Hadi "what are you guys doing here?"and Hadi answered "Dinner?"
"so you guys came for the 100-years school thing ?"and Hadi answered "yeah"
So he asked me am i a Japanese and i said "NOOOO,i'm a Korean,HAHAHAHA,nahhh just kidding,i'm a local."
Seriously,alot of people thought im a korean of smtg,some even said i'm a Malay.=.=
Okay back to my story,This guy drops me and Hadi like hell and I kinda admire his attitude.
very straight foward,Ego and his brave enough to speak the truth.
Okay,he said we are from the 70's and our hair is rubbish.yeahhh besides that some politic shit la.
Okay...enough said.Im kinda bored blogging now so i got a few pictures that i snapped that day.
Please leave a comment.

Formal.

Hadi.
Very random Lady bug died

Magic 8 ball.

2009-02-10T09:11:00.000-08:00

So,i reached around 3 in the afternoon.
Marc was with me this 2 days,hahaha :D
So,around 4.30 p.m. We went and fetch Raj and Praveent from work and all of us had lunch at David's........
some shit place...but the food was cool.
Shit place as in the place was shit.
after leaving Praveent to Stadium,3 of us again went JJ again.
Its been a long long time since the last time we hang out.
It was fun..So we meet up with Hadi & Billy. We spend some time at capcom.
Yeahhh,my working place, and we Kinda had fun there.
Hadi and i bought the Magic 8 ball in MPH its awesome man.
I love it!.
BTW,im missing someone real badly right now,never been in this state before.
Hahahahaha,yeahh im turning to a Romeo kinda guy,i don't know why but...this is kinda true.
Alrite,enough of those shits.
I just had fun today,and im gonna work for another 5 days.!!And thats it...Im No longer the Capcom dude.
HEHE.