Obsess with chess.

I'm Bobby, I'm 19 and I'm a sentimental guy..

I once LIKE a girl, well there is care.
I once LOVE a girl, but where is the love?

My love is in stalemate.

I'm sorry I lost the game of chess.

Helmet and leather jacket

Robert: Berapa boss? Milo panas

Cashier: Satu empat, neh

Robert: Malam-malam business banyak bagus ar boss, bulan puasa

Cashier: Yeah, biasa la semua mau sahur ma...

Robert: Betul2, bulan puasa ma..

Cashier: You, x da puasa ka?

Robert: Saya Cina ma boss.

Cashier: Ohhh, lu Cina ka?

The conversation above is between Robert and the cashier when he pays for his hot Milo. It was around 5 a.m, Rob couldn't sleep, he rode his bike round his beautiful home town, just to get his mind clear from masses of betrayed thoughts.

Bromance.

As usual the heart to heart talk between the friends, some confess their feelings towards a girl, some complaining how boring is the place. When we had nothing to talk about, we started messing with each other and somehow a friend of mine came out with some wild life topic. It was a long night and it only took a few bottles of beers.

Family brunch

Everyone is busy as usual in the restaurant. Like always I drop my parents in front and look for a parking spot. While I scratch the parking ticket(MBI), I was like "wow!" today was kinda late, It's 10 minutes to 12. And I now I know the reason, my parents were rushing me this morning. Cause I woke up late today.

Superhero me

Every night when the city sleeps and that's when my day begin as a superhero. Some call me Cicakman, some call me lizardman, some call me the monitorlizard man,some call me AhMan, Some even call me Teoh Kee Man, you know?? My full name? but i'm Mosquitoman.

Raised by 4 generation of mosquito after being abandon by my parents, I actually gained the ability of shitting on still water, bite people, annoy people and made Ridsect my kryptonite.
Every year the increase of dengue cases according to the crime rate, you know who's behind all this....it's me the Mosquitoman.

But the reason I wrote this blog is to find my next apprentice, the next qualified superhero, the person who able to take the responsibilities.

I'm getting old (turning 19 this year) I cant continue my job as a superhero, and I hope anyone who are reading this, come contact me and have a walk in interview, and see if you're qualify to be the next Superhero for our Sin City...

Location: Blocked drain in Ipoh Jaya

*dress formal
*Propose new costume design
* Design logo keeping the MM sign(Mosquitoman)
*Have basic knowledge on insects
*Have a car license

Remember with great power comes great responsibilities.

I ate nasi lemak for breakfast.

One day, early in the morning I got up from bed, the sky outside was still dark, I was craving for a pack of nasi lemak, so I got up wash my face and straight grabbed my car keys. I recall back there's a famous uncle sells Nasi Lemak infront of a chinese primary school. So I drove through the housing area, the time shows 5.30 a.m and I was wearing a blue hoody,driving a silver Perodua Kelisa with my windows wind down. I reached the place, there's still no sign of anyone yet, my heart pumps faster as my stomach growls louder. The place is getting brighter and the sun is almost up. The situation in my car is just silent till I can listen to myself.

I farted *pffff*, the smell of the toxic enters my nose as I inhale, I put my head outside the window. Suddenly I can see a bright light coming towards my way, IT's the Nasi Lemak uncle. The uncle looks so sleepy when I saw him. I was his first customer and that day I ate nasi lemak for breakfast.

why does people always FML

So, I noticed FML is kinda trendy nowadays, and a lot of those COOOL kids like to fuck this and fuck that, and now they even like to fuck their life. So to be in the norm, I definitely won't miss out and fuck around too, so from today I will come out with 3 FML, that relates to me life.

Today I thought I woke up around 12 in the afternoon but I woke up around 10, FML.

I walked to the 7-eleven and got hit by a truck and died, FML.
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I watched cartoons when I was eating dinner just now, FML.

signing out
COOOL Bob