King Bobby's Birthday

Okay today is known as the HBB (Happy Birthday Bobby) day in the land of "I love gay people especially pedophile gay". The history of HBB day is, 1000 years ago king Bobby is known as the cheater in his land of "I love gay people especially pedophile gay", the reason his land is famous is because no.1 is the name and no. 2 is the king's behavior, King Bobby will cheat all his people and tell them his birthday is today and force the people to give him present. King Bobby received present everyday and one day he finally forgot his real birthday date. Sooner the people started to feel stupid for the king's big lie and never ever obey King Bobby. Time flies, King Bobby got really frustrated and commit suicide by listening to loud techno music, he died because of the repeating meaningless lyrics in the song. The news of King Bobby's dead soon got to his dad, King Dad got really upset and told the people of "I love gay people especially pedophile gay" to remember his real birthday. From that day, people keep celebrating HBB day till now. We never know the King's birthday.

We are all just paranoid

When I see people, who really need help, I can't do anything. I was driving back home late night the other day, It was a raining cats and dogs, I saw this women age around 50 with 2 of her kids walking at the side of the road. Yeah she was holding an umbrella, but come on, umbrella can't help much, I felt like just stop by and ask her, weather she needs a ride home. But I can't, I already know she cant trust a stranger like me to fetch her home. The world is just too fucked up, everyone are paranoid. Everyone will do the same, will you accept a stranger's offer to give you a ride back home? I don't think so. The world is fucked up, the people are paranoid blame it on who? We all should know.

Update.

Okay, readers must be wondering, where the hell am I. Some must be terrified with my previous emotional post and think I commit suicide. Actually I've been busy working as a janitor in a newly opened bar pub. The bar pub named DOBI and it is a gay pub, I got a well paid job and I'm kinda proud with my job, you people should be envy. I am the Janitor, a typical toilet cleaner and sometimes I maintain the building's condition. It's a well pay job I earn 2 bucks per hour. I moved in the DOBI and lived in a luxury room with all the stock. Yup, it's the store, I stay in the store room. Lately I lost a mob and my pay got deducted. One day when I was cleaning the toilet I saw two guy entered two toilet room side by side together. At first there were nothing fishy about them, but when they came out together at the same time and one with white stain on his lips and face got me curious. I went in the toilet I saw they was a hole on the thin wooden wall. Was trying to figure out what's the hole for, but without realizing, someone slam the toilet door and got me locked from the outside. I can see a guys foot step slowly walk to the next toilet. I noticed that he put his 4 inch elephant trunk through the hole. I got shocked, two things were running through my head, first why there was a lock from the outside of the toilet door at the first place and why a guy wants to put his elephant trunk through the hole cant he just pee in his own toilet. Anyway I was stuck in the toilet for One hour and my manager got me out. He told me something about the trunk, what should I do when it happens again. If you guys don't mind, I don't wanna talk about it. It's a gay pub anyway

Update.

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Bobby

I just wished that the earth will just stood still and today will never come and you don't have to leave.

No destination.

* Gangsta rap music playing*
It's been a while since I havent touch this shit, let's do it homeboy, hit it!
late at night around 9 p.m, we Winners wanna go eat Supper! yeah uh
Sometimes we go out we got nowhere to go, cause we're staying in Ipoh. You understand what I'm sayinggg?

My homies ask me what time you wanna roll.
go go go (Indian slang)
yeah, we go watch movie instead of throwin a party,
we don't go to the clubs cause we got no money.
what's my name? My name is Bobby?

go go go (Indian slang)
You wanna mess with me, I think you can,
cause I got nobody,
The only big boy with me I think it's Hadi.
Praveent asked me where to go,
I said I dont know,
Sometimes he will ask me to go to Jusco.Uh!
Jusco Ipoh.uh!

Go go go(Indian slang)
All the people I know they go to the clubs,
But to me it's just for fuck,
Come to me and give me a hug,
but you better don't cause i may break your heart.
uh!
go go go(Indian slang)

What time issit? it's clubbing time,
but what Im doing? I'm enjoying my time drinking some lime,
yeah!
There's no alcahol for me tonight.
Cause I'll be reading story book under my lime light.yeah!

go go go( Indian slang)
No where to go (indian slang)
cause we're in Ipoh x3

Echo: How la how la how la (indian slang)

facebook quiz

I signed in to my facebook account today and I did 2 quiz, I am curious about all those quiz.
My friends often say
"Yo, this quiz is cool!"
"Hey this quiz is so accurate"
"Yup,this quiz definitely knows me"
Bla bla bla ..
They think the quiz are the gods.

Well So I took 2 of the quiz which I randomly found (just to try).
The first one was " I bet i can find out your favorite color in 7 questions. " It's pure bullshit, my favorite color was green and the answer turn out to be BLACK. And the bloody quiz title is damn cocky, ARRR fuck him... I bet...I bet...I can....well I bet your Pervert color asss!. I mean it's fucking cocky, If he gets the answer right then it's okay, but the quiz got the answer wrong
Mr. I know everybody's favorite colour, well you got my colour wrong LOSER!.

Okay, enough saying the next quiz is "What type of Asian are you?" It's a fucking shit, I mean the question dose not even sound correct. What type of Asian are you? huh? what the fuck is that suppose to mean!? Well I don't exactly know what type of Asian am I, So i got no comment on the answer. But the fucking question I see it's like promoting the western I mean , a lot of those wannabe European or Americans got the answer like "yellow in the outside, and white in the inside" Now fuck that shit, is it a disgrace to be an Asian? or do you really want to be European that bad.
This is part of the answer's

you're given up most of your Asian customs and adopted American customs. You're in style, listen to modern music, surf the internet in English, you understand at least some English slang, and you constantly complain about how Asian your parents are. If it weren't for your yellow skin, dark hair, and slanted eyes... you'd be white.

This is crap! like my blog...crap
Let me tell you something, The media makes us think that way, the media makes us think that adopt American customs is the right way. Now fuck me! Let's think the other way, if the Asians are controlling the media I bet western country are begging to adopt our customs. Now fuck the media. Movies showing how cool is like to stay in America,they have all the things there, well it's all bullshit, Nowhere on earth is better then the country you're born in. It's all because of the media cause most the artist,singers, actors, actress are from America or England so this makes the europe is a cooler place. I have a friend who was in London for study and she hated that place a lot. Be proud to be a Communist Asian.
okay bye!.



P.S -
I don't mean to offend anybody peace, love you guys. Actually I think if I answer the second quiz honestly I would have got the White in the outside answer.haha